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Apr 03, 2007, 06:59 PM // 18:59
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: in sardelac getting yelled at.
Guild: Angels of Strife[Aoc]
Profession: E/
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Battle Cries Of The Gods
yea i was bored so i decied to use this http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php to find the battle cries of the 5 gods, + a few dead and new ones lol.
THE FIVE GODS Grenth Prowling through the fields, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Grenth! And he gives a booming roar: Quote:
Stalking across the desert, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Balthazar! And he gives a mighty grunt: Quote:
Skulking through the candy store, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Dwayna! And she gives a mighty cry: Quote:
Lo! Who is that, sprinting along the mountains! It is Lyssa, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a booming cry, her voice cometh: Quote:
Sprinting along the freeway, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Melandru! And she gives a mighty howl: Quote:
Kormir Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking on the hotel lobby! It is Kormir, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She roars ominously: Quote:
Running amidst the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Abbadon! And he gives a spectacular roar: Quote:
Stalking over the tarmac, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Dhuum! And he gives a vengeful cry: Quote:
Striding amidst the icy wasteland, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Menzies! And he gives an ominous roar: Quote:
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Apr 03, 2007, 07:28 PM // 19:28
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Nov 2006
Profession: N/
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I'm not going to post the quote here... but "Lord Jadoth" had me cracking up for about two minutes.
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Apr 03, 2007, 07:44 PM // 19:44
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Iowa, USA
Guild: HoTR
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Sprinting on the steppes, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh The Zed! And he gives a gutteral grunt:
"I'm going to pound you in such an inhumane manner, you'll age fifty years!!!" |
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Apr 03, 2007, 07:59 PM // 19:59
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Boston, MA
Guild: Higher Order [HO]
Profession: D/
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Hark! Who is that, skulking along the icy wasteland! It is Mallyx, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:
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Apr 03, 2007, 09:07 PM // 21:07
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Meat Hammer ROFL.
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Apr 04, 2007, 10:47 PM // 22:47
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: in sardelac getting yelled at.
Guild: Angels of Strife[Aoc]
Profession: E/
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More Funny Cries
heres some more for some VINPCs
Prince Rurik Hark! Who is that, running over the plains! It is Prince Rurik, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a spectacular bellow, his voice cometh: Quote:
Sprinting along the cliffs, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Cynn! And she gives a vengeful cry: Quote:
Prowling along the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Devona! And she gives a low scream: Quote:
Rampaging amidst the tundra, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Aiden! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt: Quote:
Rampaging on the plains, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Mhenlo! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow: Quote:
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Eve, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She bellows gutterally: Quote:
Sprinting through the plains, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Gwen! And she gives an ominous cry: Quote:
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Apr 04, 2007, 11:02 PM // 23:02
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Philippines, LSGH
Guild: Legions of the Golden Aguila [PNOY]
Profession: A/D
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LOL!!^_^.
Fantastica!! |
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Apr 05, 2007, 03:10 AM // 03:10
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Delaware, USA
Guild: Error Seven Operators [Call]
Profession: W/
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Oh sweet!
Prowling across the desert, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Relambrien! And he gives a spectacular bellow... Quote:
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Apr 05, 2007, 03:14 PM // 15:14
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Boston, MA
Guild: Higher Order [HO]
Profession: D/
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Aidan
Prowling through the candy store, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Aidan! And he gives a spectacular cry: Quote:
Some Factions Peeps Master Togo Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking over the tundra! It is Master Togo, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He bellows ominously: Quote:
Danika Running over the cliffs, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Danika! And she gives an ominous cry: Quote:
Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the tundra! It is Argo, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars gutterally: Quote:
Prowling over the tundra, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Sister Tai! And she gives a low howl: Quote:
Panaku Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the desert! It is Panaku, hands clutching a burning branch! He howls vengefully: Quote:
Running on the cliffs, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Emi! And she gives a low scream: Quote:
Lo! Who is that, skulking across the plains! It is Chiyo, hands clutching a mighty sword! She howls thunderously: Quote:
Sprinting along the fields, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Jamei! And she gives a vengeful grunt: Quote:
Skulking along the freeway, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Su! And she gives a low cry: Quote:
Running on the fields, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Professor Gai! And he gives a mighty grunt: Quote:
Zang! Who is that, stalking on the steppes! It is Headmaster Vhang, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh: Quote:
Lo! Who is that, sprinting out of the mountains! It is Kai Ying, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh: Quote:
Lo! Who is that, striding along the tundra! It is Talon Silverwing, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He grunts ominously: Quote:
Stalking amidst the hotel lobby, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Lo Sha! And he gives a gutteral grunt: Quote:
Striding over the mini-mall parking lot, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh Zho! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow: Quote:
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Apr 05, 2007, 06:18 PM // 18:18
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: in sardelac getting yelled at.
Guild: Angels of Strife[Aoc]
Profession: E/
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OMFG Kai Ying almost made me piss myself lol
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